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August 19, 2004

Have you heard this one...

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said."You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife,"

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Since I`m not married I don`t have to worry about that happening to me.

So you think you know math huh? Then answer me this: How does 64 = 65 ?

According to a new study on female alcohol use and blood pressure, young women who consume two or three alcoholic drinks a week are much more fun to do research on than women who do not consume alcohol.

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The U.S Surgeon General tells us that smoking is bad for your health.

Here is a picture of the new T-Shirts I just got Tuesday.

- Joatmoaf -

August 19, 2004 at 07:42 PM | Permalink


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Where'd you get the Ts Joat? I got a couple this week that say "My Kid Went To Iraq and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!" My lovely Bride and I are going to wear them to Homecoming! :-o

I'd like to have a couple of those you have!

Posted by: JarheadDad at Aug 19, 2004 10:23:54 PM


Posted by: joatmoaf at Aug 20, 2004 6:06:54 AM

That`s the page I got it from, but they sell all kinds of cool stuff.

Posted by: joatmoaf at Aug 20, 2004 6:42:10 AM

I'm getting a few Protest Warrior t's for my birthday. So there.

Posted by: KJ at Aug 20, 2004 1:54:21 PM

Happy Birthday whenever it comes.

Posted by: joatmoaf at Aug 20, 2004 6:51:38 PM

Oh...I imagine you'll hear about it from "a little bird" :) It's coming up pretty soon.

Posted by: Cassandra at Aug 20, 2004 7:41:31 PM

How do you know everyones birthday Cass?

And another question, what do us old married folk do on a friday night?

Just sit around, drink beer, watch the olympics and mess around on the internet?

Posted by: Pile On® at Aug 20, 2004 8:39:21 PM

works for me.

Posted by: Purple raider at Aug 21, 2004 12:21:01 AM