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September 28, 2005
The Difference Between Airplanes And Women
1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4. Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13. Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
- Joatmoaf -
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The difference between Pilots and Men:
1. Pilots know how to handle the controls.
2. Pilots don't put it on auto-pilot when coming in for a landing.
3. Pilots are tested and licensed before flying.
4. Pilots treat their craft with affection and respect.
5. Pilots heed warning lights.
I could go on and on, but you get my drift. :)
Posted by: robin at Sep 28, 2005 1:33:00 PM
Robin: HEH :-)
3. Pilots are tested and licensed before flying.
Hey, I'll take all the practice I can get.
Posted by: Masked Menace© at Sep 29, 2005 3:34:11 PM
Not so fast, Masked Menace®. Actual flight time is preceded by a comprehensive exam. Any manual you might already have is obsolete. The exam itself will be entirely in a foreign language. Your instructor will have the power to flunk you for any reason at all. And, should you pass, you will have no clue why. Good luck!
Posted by: robin at Sep 29, 2005 4:23:56 PM
Well Robin, practice makes perfect and I`ll refer you to # 14, "Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills."
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Sep 29, 2005 7:22:58 PM
Learn how to spesll sweetie (Moxie). I have an IQ of 93 also. OH? is that Octal or am I a GEnuoos?
Darn, I can't remeber if i am suppose to like Zell Miller or not?!
Am I just suppose to rely on my female parts...drat, I need a brain enhancer.
Forgive me, I am just Blog cruising from my LInks.
Glad to see you are a Pilot! :)) Runs in our family.
Posted by: Peach at Oct 1, 2005 12:19:10 PM
Thanx Peach, but I ain`t not never been no pilot.
(How many Dbl. negatives?)
I`m just "familiar" with jets and by association, pilots.
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Oct 1, 2005 2:43:51 PM
Robin & Peach? Jesus girlies get a grip!
Dearest Joatmoaf - I DO get your drift.
Apoloies for my fellow females but I'm British so I find your comments rather hilarious indeed!
I'm guessing some girl did a number on you that day, and the reason I think that I went quiet the other nite & reakon my husband was thinking the same thing as u...
Women are real nightmares, I wholeheartedly agree. Men should just pay for dinner and shag their way round the world, they'd be happier...
Amelia xx
Posted by: Amelia at Oct 6, 2005 10:20:04 AM
Dearest Amelia: Save your apologies for someone more deserving, like a woman who berates her whole sex.
Posted by: robin at Oct 6, 2005 1:33:19 PM
Dearest Amelia,
You are now my new girlfriend ;)
Dearest Robin,
Leave my new girlfriend alone :)
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Oct 6, 2005 4:52:00 PM
And I thought chivalry was dead...
xxx
Posted by: Amelia at Oct 10, 2005 2:58:51 PM
