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November 19, 2004
Compassionate Conservatism Caption Contest
Go for it, guys... I will get the pending caption contest results out sometime today.
November 19, 2004 at 11:24 AM | Permalink
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<Thick Fake Russian Accent>
I must break you.
</Thick Fake Russian Accent>
Posted by: Masked Menace at Nov 19, 2004 11:59:26 AM
"....you know, you remind me of someone... who is it?... BIG TURKEY... tall, skinny... kind of a loser... It's right on the tip of my tongue... DANG! don't you hate it when this happens???"
Posted by: Cassandra at Nov 19, 2004 12:35:49 PM
"I dunno, maybe I'm doing something wrong. When Clinton did this, the economy boomed."
Posted by: Liberal Larry at Nov 19, 2004 12:44:40 PM
Oh... you sick, sick puppy... I love it. :)
Posted by: Cassandra at Nov 19, 2004 12:47:59 PM
"How do your feel about beheadings, lil' feller?"
Posted by: spd rdr at Nov 19, 2004 12:58:20 PM
Not sensing the practical joke being played upon him by his staff, President Bush warmly greets the new Ambassador from Turkey.
Posted by: spd rdr at Nov 19, 2004 1:01:48 PM
"Now, you remeber last year. Are y'all sure that this one isn't a fake?"
Posted by: spd rdr at Nov 19, 2004 1:04:45 PM
Yes, Hillary, I'll visit the damn library.
Posted by: RIslander at Nov 19, 2004 1:19:37 PM
Byrd, you promised you'd stop wearing them white robes.
Posted by: RIslander at Nov 19, 2004 1:21:51 PM
What did you say about Texas?
Posted by: Masked Menace at Nov 19, 2004 1:33:41 PM
Look at that, it's a capon.
How did one of Senator Kerry's policy advisors get past the guards at the gate?
Posted by: Blair at Nov 19, 2004 1:50:20 PM
here, let me unzip my trousers, little lady.
Posted by: james twisted at Nov 19, 2004 1:53:47 PM
"I think I will name you George. Yes George, I will pet you and stroke and you will be my friend. Lenny? Where's Lenny?"
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at Nov 19, 2004 2:08:09 PM
This looks like Kerry's goose heading for the subliminal terminal disruptor thingy.
A free range bird. Yep. Definately Kerry.
Posted by: Cricket at Nov 19, 2004 3:29:19 PM
President Bush congratulates Dan Rather for winning Newsman of the Year.
Posted by: purple raider at Nov 19, 2004 4:04:04 PM
"May I offer you a drink, Senator Kennedy?"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at Nov 19, 2004 4:04:54 PM
11/19/04 16:09 PM EST: AP Breaking: As a goodwill gesture today, President Bush has given a Thanksgiving peace offering to the Democratic Senators and Congressman.
11/19/04 16:10 PM EST: DRUDGE BREAKING: Dubya flips Democrats the bird.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at Nov 19, 2004 4:09:22 PM
"In a manner reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, your head is comin' straight off! I'll bet that will be seared into your memory! Naaaah! Just kiddin' little buddy."
"And then after we cut off your head, we'll pluck all your feathers! Then cut you into pieces! First the legs, then the thighs, then the back, then every where! Eaaaaargh! Naaaah! Run free, ya big ol' turkey."
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at Nov 19, 2004 4:39:22 PM
President congratulates Arlen Specter on winning the approval of Republicans on the Judiciary Committee.
Posted by: spd rdr at Nov 19, 2004 4:53:22 PM
After 17 minutes, President Bush finally blinked. Only after Cheney collected on the staring contest bet did the President's staff tell him that the bird didn't have eyelids.
Posted by: KJ at Nov 19, 2004 5:03:02 PM
Did I say 'free rainge?' Huh. How about 'wild turkey.'
Posted by: Cricket at Nov 19, 2004 7:08:21 PM
Jeez... I just realized I said I'd get the caption contest results out "sometime today".
I am rapidly running out of "today" and I am rapidly running out of sober brain cells.
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Posted by: Cassandra at Nov 19, 2004 8:17:18 PM
On the other hand, my son was right, I like this MP3 stuff... it has real potential...
Posted by: Cassandra at Nov 19, 2004 8:18:23 PM
Bush to turkey:
"At the count of three, you will wake up feeling refreshed, but with no memory of anything that has happened. But every time someone says 'plan' you will act like John Freaking Kerry."
"One, Two, Three!"
"I Have a Plan."
Turkey:
"It was seared - SEARED I TELL YOU - into my memory"
Posted by: purple raider at Nov 19, 2004 8:23:48 PM
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about for Thanksgiving. Great big Tom Turkey, a little Rice on the side, heh, heh, wha... Laura didn't hear that did she?"
Posted by: Rodney Dill at Nov 19, 2004 8:51:32 PM
