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October 09, 2004
Second Presidential Debate Recap
This is not going to be nearly as long as the first debate recap because I'm just too tired, but I'll start off with this:
I thought the last question. asking Bush to admit three mistakes he'd made, was almost impossibly moronic and irresponsible. Even if we weren't engaged in a war it is probably not smart, foreign-policy wise, for a sitting president to admit that he's made major tactical or strategic boo-boos on national TV. And when you're just a few weeks out from a national election and your opponent is sitting right across from you, I fail to see that you have any obligation to provide him with ammunition.
What idiot allowed that question in? Oh... maybe it was this idiot.
On balance, I thought the debate was a near draw but I give the advantage to my man Shrubya.
He displayed more energy, warmth, and humor, connected with the audience several times, and managed to bring some facts to bear instead of the ubiquitous "I Have A Plan..." speech the Reverend John Kerry uses to inspire the faithful just before he passes the collection plate. Last night it occurred to me that we really should have had a Debate Drinking Game: chug every time Kerry says "I have a plan for that!". The entire blogosphere would have been blotto within 15 minutes.
A few other chug phrases:
- "He's distorted my record!"
- "That's not wishy-washy!"
- "That's not a flip-flop!"
It seems as though if you keep having to say things like that, there's a leak in the lifeboat.
Kerry really did remind me of Lurch several times: his demeanor was stiff and patrician, where Shrubya was more like Mohammed Ali - he floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee - not always as often or as quickly as he should have, but just often enough to keep Kerry off balance. When Kerry gets annoyed, his Boston Brahmin accent intensifies and he sounds even more annoyingly patronizing than usual, which works to Bush's advantage.
The guy can't help it - he's just not Joe Six-pack: his "I respect the morality that leads you to come to that ignorant back a** country position on fresh killed baby stem cells...", as papertiger so aptly put it, made that painfully apparent.
I didn't like the debate format at all - several questions should have been posed to both candidates. Or there should have been a rebuttal. I thought Bush did a fairly good job with the Patriot Act question, but Kerry's answer, although dishonest in the extreme, was damaging. If Bush had been allowed a rebuttal, he could have made the following points:
1. Sen. Kerry likes to paint the Act as a draconian tool of the Ashcroft Justice department. In fact, the Patriot Act was passed nearly unanimously by the Senate 98-1, and 357-66 in the House.
2. The White House has not objected to Congressional review and amendment of the Patriot Act - no law is perfect as drafted. To suggest otherwise is deplorable.
3. Sen. Kerry has changed position on the Act several times. Most people don't know that he had a hand in drafting the Patriot Act as it was originally written, which makes his later criticism of it both reprehensible and calculating in the extreme:
In 2001, Kerry in fact voted for the Patriot Act – parts of which he himself originally wrote. He said at the time that he was “pleased at the compromise we have reached on the anti-terrorism legislation as a whole.” “It reflects,” he said on the Senate floor, “an enormous amount of hard work by the members of the Senate Banking Committee and the Senate Judiciary Committee. I congratulate them and thank them for that work.”
What does this mean in Kerryspeak? He was for it, before he was against it. Flash forward to election season. Mr. Kerry, erstwhile Defender of the Faith, has had a change of heart:
“We are a nation of laws and liberties, not of a knock in the night. So it is time to end the era of John Ashcroft. That starts with replacing the Patriot Act with a new law that protects our people and our liberties at the same time. I’ve been a District Attorney and I know that what law enforcement needs are real tools not restrictions on American’s basic rights.” (Sen. John Kerry, Remarks At Iowa State University, Iowa City, IA, 12/1/03)
OK, the law stinks. It must be scrapped and we need to start all over again. Well, at least he took a stand, right? Not so fast sports fans... Last night Mr. Kerry complained:
Now, the three things they try to say I've changed position on are the Patriot Act; I haven't. I support it. I just don't like the way John Ashcroft has applied it, and we're going to change a few things.
Well, if you were for it when it passed, then came out against it in December of 2001, then are for it again, I'd call that changing position, wouldn't you?
4. Senator Dianne Feinstein, a Democrat, challenged the ACLU to provide her with evidence of abuses of the Patriot Act. They had none.
5. Even well-drafted laws are often executed imperfectly. Execution is independent of how a law is written. If there are defects in the way the law is drafted, that is a matter for Congress to address. If there are defects in the way the law is executed, that is a matter for the Executive Branch to address, not for the Patriot Act to be repealed. Idiot...
6. Many of the vaunted abuses and loopholes in the Patriot Act have come about due to riders attached by the Democrats.
I'm not going to go into any more detail on the debate - several other bloggers have done a great job dissecting the madness:
Pejmanesque saw pretty much the same things I did, as usual, and did a far better job of articulating it all.
Hindrocket liveblogged.
Interestingly, Deacon's wife, who is 'genuinely undecided', thought Bush did well. Hmmm...
Dale Franks, in a must-read post, explodes Kerry's Shinseki and Tora-Bora lies (something I've been meaning to get around to but have been too busy to). Thanks! How come no one ever asks what kind of schmuck hangs around for an entire year after Rumsfinger announces, "No, Mr. Shinseki, I expect you to die...". I remember that year (the Unit was at the Pentagon), and it was one of the most uncomfortable in memory. Sheesh - what was he trying to prove?
Steven Taylor: No serious gaffes on either side, and both stayed on message. Advantage: Shrubya.
- Cassandra
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"John Edwards and I support tort reform. We both believe that as lawyers, I'm a lawyer too, and I believe that we will be able to get a fix that has eluded everybody else because we know how to do it."
Feel better now about the henhouse?
Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 9, 2004 11:26:20 AM
OTIS: Senator Kerry, after talking with several co-workers and family and friends, I asked the ones who said they were not voting for you, "Why?" They said that you were too wishy-washy.
Do you have a reply for them?
KERRY: Yes, I certainly do.............
PARAPHRASE: "Cheryl I have a plan for everything.I have a plan to defeat terrorist all over the world. I have a plan to better educate American children so that when they finish High School they will be so smart they won`t need to go to college. My plan also calls for a constitutional amendment guarenteeing every American the right to live disease free until they are at least 150 years old.I have a plan to make America safer...I have a plan to make our military stronger...I have a plan to make all foriegn countries love us...I have a plan to deal with N.Korea, Iran and China.I have a plan to ease all hurt, to wipe away every tear and to cause the sheep to lie down with the lions...
It`s all there, just go to my website and it says in BOLD John Kerrys Plan for???
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Oct 9, 2004 11:31:19 AM
Too funny... that's the exact comment I made during the VP debate when Edwards proposed that hokey plan to have lawyers (sorry spd) punish irresponsible/exhorbitant lawsuits and awards.
Posted by: Cassandra at Oct 9, 2004 11:34:01 AM
Spd Rdr, as Beldar points out, Kerry has a law degree but not a licsence to practice. So for all intents and purposes, he`s not a lawyer.
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Oct 9, 2004 11:34:32 AM
Sure he's a lawyer. And if any questions came up about the space program, he would have been an astronaut.
Posted by: bahabuddha™ at Oct 9, 2004 11:52:05 AM
You wait till I get my new Dictator working properly, then you`ll see some campaign rehetoric let me tell ya.
I think I`ll call it Saddam.
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Oct 9, 2004 12:04:14 PM
bahaduddha, I think you mean, he would have been in outer space.
I watched little of the debate. I just wasn't interested in the town hall format. I care what political hacks paid to be in a town hall to ask questions others wrote about as much as I care about what the spouses of the candidates had to say at the convention, which is to say didley squat.
Besides, it was time to watch all of the shows I Tivo'ed during the week: Rescue Me, CSI (only the original) and Lost. These shows, the Simpsons, 24 if they do another one, and 2 HBO shows (Sopranos and Ali G Show) are all the non-sports, non-news, non-movies I watch. No reality and no lawyer shows. And Lost is still in the probationary period right now but the convict chick is hot and there is a monster out there, so I'm going to watch at least a few more episodes.
That is my debate wrap up.
Kerry blows chunks. Shrubya is too liberal on spending, but he keeps my taxes lower and that is the best we got, so go with what gotchya here.
Go Braves -- first pitch in less than hour. I hope Pile On is sitting in his seat already on his second beer.
Posted by: KJ at Oct 9, 2004 12:10:51 PM
Too bad Joat didn't live blog the debate with his dictation machine. I can see it now...
"$%#@*&% liar! You no good %$#*&*& Liberal &^%$# flip-flopping ^%$#* Plan THIS!"
On second thought...
Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 9, 2004 1:17:39 PM
KJ,
Are you trying to say you hope that Pile On is sitting on his second beer?
Counselor, move to strike at the syntax of those last remarks.
Tough road to hoe, facing the 'Stros in Coors Light field. Uphill all the way, especially in center field. Whoever wins has the dubious honor of being pummeled by the Cardinals.
Posted by: Don Brouhaha at Oct 9, 2004 1:23:10 PM
Thompson comes out on the third batter. You didn't know you were still hurt when warming up? *&^%^&*$!
Posted by: KJ at Oct 9, 2004 1:23:57 PM
The Cards are beatable. With a stick.
Posted by: KJ at Oct 9, 2004 1:24:52 PM
I watched the entire debate IM-ing with a friend on line and scored each round.Today I checked around the 'net to see what other impressions were.Imagine my surprise when I read that the concensus was a Bush victory, but Kery winning quite a few rounds.
My question is this: If a candidate answers a question with innuendo, misstatements, and outright lies....but does it eloquently,OR avoids the question alltogether, going off on either a tangent or a return to a previous question, but orating at 85 words per minute (with gusts to 120)...how can that be scored as a "win"?
Greg
Posted by: Greg at Oct 9, 2004 1:26:52 PM
Allow me to explain it to you Greg. You see, I am a lawyer, and as a lawyer, I have a plan to explain this to people, like yourself, who are concerned about not understanding. I understand, Greg, and that's why, with my plan, every American will understand as well. This plan will be paid for with a rollback on the tax cut Bush gave the richest one percent of America and will guarantee free healthcare for your hamsters. Thank you.
Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 9, 2004 1:48:43 PM
Spd Rdr.
I`m convinced. Your eloquent oratory has softened my otherwise hard, conservative heart. I can see the vision of your plan and it is seared,seared I tell you, into my mind forever.
Posted by: Joatmoaf at Oct 9, 2004 1:57:20 PM
I saw this at Allah's house. It's too good not share.
President Bush remarks today on the voting in Afghanistan (linked)-
A marvelous thing is happening in Afghanistan. Freedom is
powerful. Think about a society in which young girls couldn't go to school
and their mothers were whipped in the public square. And today, they're
holding a presidential election. (Applause.)
The first person to vote in the presidential election, three years
after the Taliban ruled that country with such barbarism, was a 19-year-old
woman, an Afghan refugee, who fled her homeland during the civil war.
Here's what she said: "I cannot explain my feelings, just how happy I am.
I would never have thought I would be able to vote in this election."
She's voting in this election because the United States of America believes
that freedom is the Almighty God's gift to each man and woman in this
world. (Applause.) And today is an appropriate day for Americans to
remember and thank the men and women of our Armed Forces who liberated
Afghanistan. (Applause.)
Yes sir.
Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 9, 2004 2:03:21 PM
Via Michele;
Get your president timber here.
Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 9, 2004 2:18:55 PM
KJ, I am in my seat, wearing my astros jersey and a NU hat in my underwear (more convenient for scratching during a baseball game). I am not sitting on beers yet Nebraska has a televised game tonight so I have to pace myself. If my lovely bride goes and gets her hair cut like she said she would I will start playing catch up. I am not sure yet how she feels about drinking for 12 straight hours.
Sometimes you don't know you're hurt until Beltran takes you yard.
Posted by: Pile On® at Oct 9, 2004 2:27:49 PM
Or until the pitcher gets the tying RBI.
Posted by: KJ at Oct 9, 2004 2:29:22 PM
Does Byrd have to put an Astro on second every freakin' inning? I just ate two large slices of left over beef tenderloin for lunch (and breakfast too I guess), and my heart just isn't ready for this much drama.
Posted by: KJ at Oct 9, 2004 2:31:47 PM
If a candidate answers a question with innuendo, misstatements, and outright lies....but does it eloquently,OR avoids the question alltogether, going off on either a tangent or a return to a previous question, but orating at 85 words per minute (with gusts to 120)...how can that be scored as a "win"?
Greg: The Unit's comment right after the debate was that most people will still think Kerry won because he's so smooth and they're daft and don't pay attention. Of course he's a perennial cynic.
He's also right entirely too often.
Posted by: Cass at Oct 9, 2004 2:31:59 PM
Yeah, that even hurt me.
Posted by: Pile On® at Oct 9, 2004 2:32:08 PM
OK...what kind of u-trau?
Oh nevermind. I have to go finish getting dressed - I'm in my underwear myself :)
Posted by: Cass at Oct 9, 2004 2:33:47 PM
Boxer-briefs, comfort and support. And an official MLB jersey just like the team wears. Surprisingly expensive but I look damn good in it.
Posted by: Pile On® at Oct 9, 2004 2:39:12 PM
re: Afghanistan, freedom, and women's rights, for God's sake don't try to tell the NYT or Nick Kristoff anything. He's been writing a series of diatribes - apparently he has just discovered that women don't have equal rights in the Muslim world and thinks the Bush administration should be doing more about about it.
Robert Prather had a good post over at PWisdom on one of his more asinine editorials I was too busy to write about - this is part of a comment I left:
Like many liberals at the Times, Mr. Kristoff seems to have a bizarre obsession with the violent repression of women. He must have gotten tired of watching his copy of Caged Heat.
On the 29th, he wrote about the gang-rape of some other poor Afghani female - I missed the article and it has now gone into well-deserved oblivion in the archives, but not before Mr. Kristoff opined that the woman’s tragic plight was somehow the fault of the West (aka the BushReich), who failed to come to her aid with health programs and education (Good God almighty), Herr Bush apparently being blind to the travails of women under the Taliban.
As though our sending a few thousand US troops to removed the Taliban were insufficient ‘attention to detail’. Apparently what we should have done was send mental health counselors and Planned Parenthood.
It just kills me the way they blame the administration for everything that goes on in every Godforsaken corner of the world - as though Clinton was crusading for women's rights during his 8 years in office.
Posted by: Cass at Oct 9, 2004 2:41:40 PM
I'll bet you do :)
Posted by: Cass at Oct 9, 2004 2:42:26 PM

