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October 04, 2004

Look At That Shiny Thing!

To distract you all from the fact that I still have not judged the last caption contest...


Have at it.

Thanks to CKC (and baha - who had the same idea) for the priceless opportunity :)

- Cassandra

October 4, 2004 at 05:18 PM | Permalink


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"Yo John! Hey Edwards! Do these pants make my ass look fat?"


Posted by: Greg at Oct 4, 2004 5:48:10 PM

"Kerry just missed grabbing the last piece of foreign policy credibility his campaign had as it came flying out of his *ss."

Posted by: KJ at Oct 4, 2004 5:54:02 PM

When pressed as to the precise content of the anti-terrorism "plans" he had repeatedly referred to during the last debate, Senator Kerry demonstrated by kissing his a** goodbye.

Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 4, 2004 5:55:42 PM

Proving yet again, that Se. Kerry couldn't find his ass with both hands and a guide.


Posted by: Greg at Oct 4, 2004 5:58:33 PM

Having already proven that he lacked the passing skills of Nancy Pelosi, the receiving skills of Barney Frank or the blocking skills of Ted Kennedy, Kerry decides that his best chance to make the team for this year's Dem/Rep Congressional Football Game was as long snapper.

Posted by: KJ at Oct 4, 2004 5:59:40 PM

When pressed to describe the types of guns that his proposed legislation in the Senate would not have make illegal, Kerry demonstrated the one and only legal "shotgun" under his gun control plan.

Posted by: KJ at Oct 4, 2004 6:02:41 PM

Andrew Sullivan had a great caption for this picture:

KERRY'S NEW IRAQ STANCE: And it helps with the gay vote as well.

Posted by: MathMom at Oct 4, 2004 6:05:43 PM

Stung by criticism that the candidate "throws like a girl," Kerry showed the gathered throng of reporters his "super duper pooper shooter shovel pass." Doctors expect his head to re-emerge on its own over the next several days.

Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 4, 2004 6:07:25 PM

3 entries:

In an effort to show that he too could act unilaterally, Kerry breaks from the huddle and snaps the ball to himself.

After he fumbled the snap, Kerry said "I don't fumble, that secret service agent hit me after I was knocked down."

Kerry replays his favorite play from last year's NFL Europe Super Bowl.

Posted by: KJ at Oct 4, 2004 6:07:32 PM

"Hey, is Barney Frank staring at my as* again?"


Posted by: Greg at Oct 4, 2004 6:07:42 PM

"Hut, Hut,Hut, TAX HIKE!"


Posted by: Greg at Oct 4, 2004 6:10:56 PM

Known for his lack of public speaking abilities, Senator Kerry illustrates his foreign policy by calling for a punt on first down.

Posted by: Pile On® at Oct 4, 2004 6:14:48 PM

Great one Greg. I was trying to come up with a cadence call. I don't think I will try now.


In an effort to satisfy the crowd's expectations, especially after Clinton briefs or boxers answer a few elections ago, Kerry shows the MTV town hall crowd exactly how Tereeza positions him prior to intimacies.

Posted by: KJ at Oct 4, 2004 6:27:39 PM

KJ, I may not be the best judge of this, but I think that may be in poor taste.


Posted by: Pile On® at Oct 4, 2004 6:35:57 PM

Poor taste? Why, Pile On! You are the ultimate arbitor of poor taste!

All afternoon I've been waiting for someone to say "Pull my five fingers." Have you been busy?

Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 4, 2004 7:32:07 PM

Why thank you spd. That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day. But I don't do the pull my finger thing, there is something there with his hand, but it hasn't come to me yet.

Posted by: Pile On® at Oct 4, 2004 7:39:04 PM

yeah, the hand............hhmmmm.Maybe:

"Thank you Thing!"


Posted by: Greg at Oct 4, 2004 7:50:54 PM

Why, Pile On, it's the hand that America will reach out to the United Nations and other Global Syndicates of Interest! Here, France! Take my hand so that you may assist me! Grab a hold Germany, so that my mission becomes clear! Give me five, Vlad! Hey you're an ally, right? Do with the press what you will! Hey, Kim! Like what you see, shorty? Plenty more where that came from!

It's our hike to the future!

Posted by: spd rdr at Oct 4, 2004 7:52:44 PM

And did ya notice the Primo manicure on that hand?


Posted by: Greg at Oct 4, 2004 8:04:24 PM

Here ya go Dubya.

I'll go long. Gimme a big Hail Mary.

Posted by: Al Peck at Oct 4, 2004 8:17:53 PM

Sorry, John. No Communion for you.

Posted by: Sister Mary Ita at Oct 4, 2004 8:21:06 PM

You know, if you guys don't like this picture, I can take it down...

Posted by: Cassandra at Oct 4, 2004 8:25:30 PM

Sen. John F. Kerry, with the hope of getting more votes, attempts to do what many who know him have been asking him to do for years.

Posted by: RIslander at Oct 4, 2004 8:28:06 PM

...because it seems like you're just not having any fun with it... :)

Posted by: Cassandra at Oct 4, 2004 8:28:29 PM

Why did I ever give up my life of crime?

Posted by: Bubba Vader at Oct 4, 2004 8:30:25 PM