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September 24, 2004

Caption Contest


Don't even ask. The things I do for you people...

Since the Unit is gone, you have until Sunday night at 9 pm.

- Cassandra

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Ennerved by Sandy Berger's brazen acts, Brenda prepared for her trip to the National Archives.

Posted by: spd rdr at Sep 24, 2004 1:10:48 PM

The defense attorney's faith in his case was for the first time shaken when Mr. Jackson's lone character witness entered the courtroom.

Posted by: spd rdr at Sep 24, 2004 1:14:33 PM

Today Philip Morris announced that it was replacing the "Marlboro Man" with a new, more up-to-date corporate image. "We want our brand to resonate *koff* with a more *hack* hip, urban consumer, and still look All-American" said company spokesman Puffy Tombs. "Plus" he added "real live smoking cowboys are getting harder and *koff kofff haaaaaaack!* harder to find."

Posted by: spd rdr at Sep 24, 2004 1:25:25 PM

Wait'll the other Oompa-Loompas get a load of me!

Posted by: H.D. Miller at Sep 24, 2004 1:31:02 PM

Now facing its fourth hurricane in 6 weeks, FEMA has called up its San Fransico division of flood relief workers to assist in Florida.

Posted by: KJ at Sep 24, 2004 1:35:49 PM

In its constant effort to indoctrinate our children with new, "more inclusive" books, the NEA unveils the new Curious George charter, "Militant Lesbian Daughter of Man in the Yellow Hat."

Posted by: KJ at Sep 24, 2004 2:44:46 PM

I'm not competing, but I can't resist...

They call me Mellow Yellow... (quite rightly)

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 24, 2004 2:55:35 PM

As Judy approached the Montanta stream, she realized that she had forgotten something. . . . She had left her fishing pole and tackle box in the truck.

Posted by: KJ at Sep 24, 2004 3:16:29 PM

Having blown her entire fabric allowance on a pair of jodhpurs, Glenda was relieved to find a roll of electrical tape in the junk drawer.

Posted by: spd rdr at Sep 24, 2004 3:33:50 PM

When Ronald McDonald got out of Sing-Sing, the kiddies just didn't seem to take to him the way they had before....

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 24, 2004 3:38:15 PM

I TOLD them I had the damm thing on upsidedown.

Great one KJ

Posted by: LarryConley at Sep 24, 2004 3:38:21 PM

John Kerry drafts his first Cabinet member - she may be new to politics but she's got better hair than Condoleeza,compliments his Smurf costume nicely, and just might bring in enough votes in Louisiana to swing the state.

Posted by: Deb at Sep 24, 2004 4:32:10 PM

Gloria wasn't going to take the school's new "no belly buttons" dress code lying down.

Posted by: spd rdr at Sep 24, 2004 4:32:32 PM

The Kerry campaign unveils its newly proposed U.S Marine Corps uniform. "We're trying to appeal to our allies, the Germans and the French," explained Kerry spokesperson Joe Lockhart. "We're tired of looking militaristic and aggressive!"

Posted by: Buzz Patterson at Sep 24, 2004 4:42:00 PM

I dont get it. What are we supposed to make fun of?

Posted by: man riding a unicycle naked at Sep 24, 2004 4:56:47 PM

Buzz, you are a wicked, wicked man.

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 24, 2004 4:56:53 PM

I was afraid the whole week was going to go by before I found a good picture.

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 24, 2004 4:58:10 PM


Just doing my part! :) Seriously, with the Kerry campaign, how far from the truth can it be? By the way, you're one of my two favorite blogs!! Keep up the great work!


Posted by: Buzz Patterson at Sep 24, 2004 5:04:39 PM

Though audiences loved her as a Teeny Bopper, a Material Girl, and even as Esther, Queen of the Kabbala, Madonna's latest reinvention was somewhat unsettling to her adoring fans...

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 24, 2004 5:08:19 PM

* blush *

You've made my day, Buzz. And I needed something nice today.

Thank you.

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 24, 2004 5:13:08 PM

Hang in there and God bless America. Semper Fi!!

Posted by: Buzz Patterson at Sep 24, 2004 5:19:08 PM

Sinead O'Connor comes out of retirement.

"Am I a human
It's very good
Maybe I am
It's very nice
The feelings in me
And the fire
Keeps me warm"

Posted by: purple raider at Sep 24, 2004 6:22:06 PM

Sinead O'Connor struts her New Look: Topless

Posted by: La Femme Crickita at Sep 24, 2004 6:39:01 PM

Looks like a cross between Sinead O`Conner and Ronald McDonald.

Posted by: Joatmoaf at Sep 24, 2004 9:15:05 PM

Introducing the newest member of the Heinz-Kerry Hurricane Rescue Squad.

(spd rdr's 1st two captions floored me)

Posted by: bahabuddha™ at Sep 24, 2004 10:32:41 PM