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September 14, 2004

Caption Contest Results

Kerrygun The winning captions from the John Kerry Shoots Dove Caption contest:

"Now let's crawl on our bellies and hunt deer!"

- Purple Raider

Clearly speaking with the safety off, the Democratic candidate was heard to remark: "If guns are outlawed, only Senators will have guns."

- Cassandra

Here, let me show you West Virginia peckerwoods how we celebrate marrying a billionaire out on the Cape of Cod.

- Pile On

"I shot one warning shot into the air, like this. I waited 10 seconds, then I razed the villiage and killed every man, woman and child I could find with the knowledge and consent of my CO. Well, not me, but at least I heard about many soldiers that did this in Vietnam on a daily basis."

- KJ


"You'd better run, Teresa! I'm only counting to two this time!
Any of you gals rich and single?"

- spd rdr

See? You hold it up high like this when you want to gun-butt children...

- bahabuddha™

"What do you call a skydiving John Edwards?"
Kerry: "Pull!"

- La Femme Crickita


"I was against it before I owned it".

- Cassandra

September 14, 2004 at 09:46 AM | Permalink


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You like me, you really like me!!!

Posted by: purple raider channeling Gidget at Sep 14, 2004 2:49:46 PM

Congratulations Purple :)

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 14, 2004 3:09:56 PM

Good job Purple.

A word of warning though, it is not a good idea to use these contests as affirmation of people liking you. I mean, you can win and still have people tell you how much you suck.

Now, school will be out soon, let's all go gun butt some children.

Posted by: Pile On® at Sep 14, 2004 3:24:39 PM

No one sucks as well as Pile, though...

Not only is he the Caption King, he wears the sucking crown as well.

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 14, 2004 3:31:14 PM

Today I am just a wannabe, Purple and Baha rule. They crushed the competition in a fashion reminiscent of Chubla Kahn.

Posted by: Pile On® at Sep 14, 2004 3:53:12 PM

Vanilla John Botox Empty Suit Kerry could use some influence reminiscent of Chaka Khan!

Posted by: CK Cat at Sep 14, 2004 4:03:15 PM

Yeah...can't you just see Kerry singing:

"I feel for you...I think I loooooove you..."

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 14, 2004 4:06:08 PM

Obviously, Mr On, you do not remember back, far back (when dinosaurs roamed the earth), there was a TV show named Gidget.

The title character was played by a very young and very bountiful Sally Field.

Sally Field went on to win an Oscar.

Her acceptance speech went something like this:

"You like me, YOU REALLY LIKE ME!"

Just giving you a history lesson, that's all.

Posted by: purple raider still channeling Gidget (bummer) at Sep 14, 2004 5:42:00 PM

I know I am young but they used to give Oscars for tv shows in the olden days?

Actually I did get it, it just seemed like a good opportunity to live up to my rep.

Posted by: Pile On® at Sep 14, 2004 5:46:58 PM

it just seemed like a good opportunity to live up to my rep...

Pile On: because sucking never goes out of style. :)

Posted by: Cassandra at Sep 14, 2004 5:59:20 PM

Purple Raider,
The lines of your caption are seared, SEARED, into my mind, and I vow upon my kid's cat's grave, that... well, who really cares what I think.
Well done. Most of the captions were really funny, except Pile On's and they (fill in the blank)...ed.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at Sep 14, 2004 9:55:39 PM

Congrats Purple!

And I didn't know what the Sally Field reference was until I saw "The Mask" and wondered what Jim Carrey was spoofin' on.. fortunately there was an old person nearby ;)

Posted by: bahabuddha™ at Sep 14, 2004 10:41:30 PM

....ed....ed....ed.....ends with ed.........I can't think of a single word that ends with ed.

Posted by: Pile On® at Sep 14, 2004 10:44:41 PM

with that crack, you now blow enough to equalize the vacuum which has been caused by Pile On's suckitude.
You better watch it, or us oldsters (like JarheadDad and 'Old Navy' spd rdr) will come down there and .....what was it we were going to do? Oh yeah, gun-butt children.

Posted by: Don Brouhaha at Sep 14, 2004 10:56:14 PM