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May 21, 2004

Best and Wurst

I've decided to add a new feature to Jet Noise - every Friday we will publish the following:

Asinine Quote of the Week

Best Quote of the Week

And finally, because I really need a way to vent my increasing hostility at some of the astonishingly moronic behavior in the news, we will Vote Someone Off the Planet. That's right - we at Jet Noise will steal a march on Charles Darwin and volunteer the week's biggest asshat for natural de-selection.

I will take nominations Monday through Thursday nite via email. I haven't yet decided whether to let you guys vote on the nominations or just pick one myself. I already have my submission for Quote of the Week for this week. I'm working on the other two.

- Cassandra

May 21, 2004 at 03:37 PM | Permalink

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If the same person gets all three awards in a single week, we can call it the Jet Noise Triple Crown.

*first* Woo-hoo!

Posted by: KJ at May 21, 2004 3:46:58 PM

I like it...

Posted by: Cassandra at May 21, 2004 3:49:17 PM

I say we just vote Pile On off the planet and be done with it. But, being on strike, I'm not voting.

Posted by: spotweld rounder at May 21, 2004 4:03:27 PM

Does the asshat of the week have to have done something that week or not? If not, we might as well put Michael MooreOn, Babs, Jeneanne Gerafalo, Al Frankenstein and the entire DU on the first week just to get them out of the way.

Posted by: Masked Menace at May 21, 2004 4:52:42 PM

Normally yes. I'm not going to be all that strict about it this week because I don't have time to worry about when someone said something.

Posted by: Cassandra at May 21, 2004 5:25:18 PM

I have e-mailed, and I'm not telling who I picked.

If it is worthy, it will be revealed.

Posted by: Purple Raider at May 21, 2004 5:34:12 PM

ooohhh, the scorned meekly lash out. You will have to back that up with a suitable quote dude.

Posted by: Pile On® at May 21, 2004 7:55:42 PM

Sorry, Pile On, but I'm on strike. Come up with your own snappy quotes and maybe I'll support your candidacy for "First Off Planet" honors.

Posted by: spo-dee-o-dee-doh-r rodeoer at May 21, 2004 9:43:29 PM

How much grovelling
To appease whacked-off lawyer?
Hope he doesn't sue...

Aw, spd... c'mon. Hasn't Pile On suffered enough?

Haven't I suffered enough?

For God's sake, man - have you no mercy?

Posted by: Cassandra at May 21, 2004 10:01:36 PM

Many snarky poems...
Haiku sincerest form of
Flattery, counselor

Posted by: Cassandra at May 21, 2004 10:04:45 PM

I want a raise.

Posted by: spo-dee-o-dee-doh-r rodeoer at May 21, 2004 10:08:52 PM

Being on strike sucks.
I give up.
Bring me popcorn and all is forgiven.

Posted by: spo-dee-o-dee-doh-r rodeoer at May 21, 2004 10:12:00 PM

off planet for worst
not the best, no popcorn here
any int'rest in beer?

Posted by: Pile On® at May 22, 2004 11:45:17 AM

spd: I have no popcorn but will run to the store if required. Anything to get you off strike :)

RE: the raise - how about twice what I'm getting paid for doing this?

Posted by: Cassandra at May 22, 2004 12:08:45 PM

Michael Moore gets my vote for biggest punk o' da week for using this in HIS own press kit!
(~;

Posted by: CKCat at May 22, 2004 8:17:50 PM

Oh and Cass.....ladies....You're welcome. (~;

Posted by: CKCat at May 22, 2004 8:27:14 PM

CKC, serious drool factor along with prolonged oinking.

But you know who gets it for me every single time? Harrison Ford.

Posted by: La Femme Crickita at May 22, 2004 10:12:33 PM